段子经典英语笑话,菁选2篇

段子经典英语笑话1　　Iftheboysstareatyou,theyhavegutstosuckyourteeth!　　如果男生盯着你看，他们就有胆亲你。　　这是电视剧FullHouse里两个姐妹下面是小编为大家整理的段子经典英语笑话,菁选2篇,供大家参考。

段子经典英语笑话1

　　If the boys stare at you, they have guts to suckyourteeth!

　　如果男生盯着你看， 他们就有胆亲你。

　　这是电视剧Full House里两个姐妹的对话， 这句话有三个地方很棒， 第一个是stare at you, 就是指盯着人家看的意思， have guts 就是说有胆子的.意思， (这是一个巧合， 中文英文说有胆子都是说有勇气的意思!) 而最后一个 suck your teeth 则是指接吻的意思， 很有趣， 但是像这种句子是小孩子说的， 难登大雅之堂。

　　接吻还有另外一个口语的用法： smooch 例如 I didn"t smooch that girl last night。我昨晚没亲那个女孩。

段子经典英语笑话2

　　Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

　　A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?

　　A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.

　　A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

　　A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as "rite"---try to write Wright aright!"

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